WTF

Not only do I have a giggle at tinder bios, but some of the photos too, some of them are amusing.

Some of them are pretty random.

Who knew that moles had an internet dating need?
Some of them make you actually go WTF.

And some of them are actually, pretty frightening.

tinder Bio's

I might have said I have become a little bored with tinder, but that might have been a little lie. I might have finally had a little luck and went on a date. Doubt it will go any further than a couple of no strings dates, but it gave me a bit of a boost.

So not totally giving up on tinder yet.

Witty, but sadly, obviously straight.

I think everyone can relate to this girl. This is the kind of person you keep in your phone for a booty call. 

I was with you on the egos and liquor, just can't get with the penis though.

This is only funny to my friends and I, I just can't explain it.

Another dude comes along right on time and reminds me how glad I am that I am a lesbian.

Be my friend?

*Changing my bio to say this instead*

Lesbian? Yes. Theatre? Yes. Netflix? Yes. Onsies? Yes. In fact, marry me?

I imagine that this guy things he is being smooth. He just comes across as being a bit creepy and kind of a sleaze. Also, if you feel the need to mention you are 'fantastic' at something, then I am pretty sure you have no idea what you are doing.

Emoji translation: likes food, football, music, drink, going on holiday and is queer. All good things to me.

I can relate to this one. I have selected that I am interested in only woman, yet I keep getting guys pop up far to often. 

It doesn't matter how many you shove in my face, tinder, I'm still gay as hell.

You've not met my mother, you have your work cut out for you.

You're tall enough, don't make yourself taller!

I appreciate the honesty here, I bet a lot of people do this.

*Also adding this to my bio*

I hate when people don't use the correct spellings of words. I feel I need to hand out a spelling/grammar/general knowledge quiz when I want to date someone.

Out of tinder

I'm kind of board of tinder now, I still go on to have a look, but the novelty is wearing off

50 matches, pretty much talking to nobody though. There is one girl I have been talking to for ages who I actually would like to meet, but it doesn't seem like its going to happen for whatever reason.

I also ran out of matches.

Didn't know that this was something that could happen. I ran out of tinder.

More tinder Bios

I've had some more fun looking through tinder bios.

Me too.

Beards are for men only. And for closeted celebrities.

I kind of want to put this in my bio. Thumbs up.

I like this person. Intelligence is very sexy. As is a cheeky grin.

A girl after my own heart, someone who enjoys meal times.

Huh. I thought tinder was a hook up site, apparently someone is trying to make it into some sort of job search site. Good luck with that.

I kind of assumed that people who met on tinder and got into a relationship already had an agreement with each other on coming up with some cute story about how they met.

Trying to think of a better line that that one.

Emoji game is strong with this one.

I want to learn more about exploding dogs. I also want to learn Alphabet Aerobics. I am picturing some sort of 'knock-off' version of Yoga.

That is a glowing recommendation, I mean, who knows a person better than their bed? I have actually been talking to this girl and she is very nice so I am hoping to find out if this is in fact true.

Love the clever word combo, but cannot get with the thought of a messy bedroom.

Another fussy, couple out shopping. Really, tinder is like some sort of swinging club.

Someone else talking about giraffes. And this is actually a decent question, we should get together and discuss the answer.

Swiping right all day long for this girl. 

Same with this girl. Girls, coke and football. We could all have a great time together.