tinder Bio's

I might have said I have become a little bored with tinder, but that might have been a little lie. I might have finally had a little luck and went on a date. Doubt it will go any further than a couple of no strings dates, but it gave me a bit of a boost.

So not totally giving up on tinder yet.

Witty, but sadly, obviously straight.

I think everyone can relate to this girl. This is the kind of person you keep in your phone for a booty call. 

I was with you on the egos and liquor, just can't get with the penis though.

This is only funny to my friends and I, I just can't explain it.

Another dude comes along right on time and reminds me how glad I am that I am a lesbian.

Be my friend?

*Changing my bio to say this instead*

Lesbian? Yes. Theatre? Yes. Netflix? Yes. Onsies? Yes. In fact, marry me?

I imagine that this guy things he is being smooth. He just comes across as being a bit creepy and kind of a sleaze. Also, if you feel the need to mention you are 'fantastic' at something, then I am pretty sure you have no idea what you are doing.

Emoji translation: likes food, football, music, drink, going on holiday and is queer. All good things to me.

I can relate to this one. I have selected that I am interested in only woman, yet I keep getting guys pop up far to often. 

It doesn't matter how many you shove in my face, tinder, I'm still gay as hell.

You've not met my mother, you have your work cut out for you.

You're tall enough, don't make yourself taller!

I appreciate the honesty here, I bet a lot of people do this.

*Also adding this to my bio*

I hate when people don't use the correct spellings of words. I feel I need to hand out a spelling/grammar/general knowledge quiz when I want to date someone.